My dad found me drunk in front of the toilet and reported that I was “speaking Chinese”. I am left with two questions.
1) am I secretly a drunk linguist who can learn and speak languages at the speed of light?
2) was that a racial joke or just a phrase? Or both?
Wow I guess last night is the first night I officially blacked out. Do not remember leaving, do not remember getting into bed or anything immediately before it. Damn.
And suddenly it’s 2 PM.